Geezer Bill
The British Fat Geezer
| Personal information | |
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| Born | Bill "The Fat Geezer" Johnson March 15, 1979 (age 45) London, England |
| Nationality | British 🇬🇧 |
| Other names |
• The British Legend • Bill the Legend • The London Legend • The Pub King • Master of Munch |
| Occupation |
• Pub Owner • Social Media Influencer • Champion Snack Taster • Professional Football Shouter • Fish & Chips Connoisseur |
| Years active | 2000–present (still going strong, innit) |
| Known for |
• Pub culture • Love for football • Gourmet snack reviews • Legendary pub quizzes • Best Sunday roast in London |
| Physical information | |
| Height | 5 ft 11 in (181 cm) |
| Weight | 250 lb (113 kg) of pure British beef |
| Career highlights | |
| Achievements |
• Best Pub in London 2020 • Snacking Champion 2021 • Community Favorite Award • "Most Proper Geezer" 2022 • Guinness World Record: Most pork scratchings eaten in 3 minutes |
| Chelsea Football Club | |
| Role | Devoted Chelsea Fan |
| Signature Chant | "Blue is the Colour!" |
| Favorite Player | Frank Lampard |
| Match Day Routine |
• Pre-match pints with mates at local pubs • Attending matches at Stamford Bridge • Hosting after-match discussions at his pub |
| Charitable Work |
• Supports Chelsea Foundation initiatives • Organizing community events for local fans |
Geezer Bill's Daily Chronicles
| LIVE - Watch Arsenal vs Tottenham | |
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| Latest Updates | |
| January 15, 2025 |
Arsenal vs Tottenham
Oi, mate! Forget those reds, yeah? We need Tottenham to smash it today! Chelsea's gotta rise above those muppets. Catch the match on me dodgy link below 🔊 Watch Here |
| January 14, 2025 |
Chelsea 3 - 1 Bournemouth
Blimey, what a comeback! Goals from Jackson, Fernandez, and a cheeky late effort from Palmer bagged us a crucial three points. 🔊 Listen |
| January 10, 2025 |
Chelsea 5 - 0 Morecambe
What a right old thrashing! Joao Felix bagged a brace, plus a couple of lively long-range belters from Tosin into the mix, sending us into the FA Cup fourth round nyammin’! 🔊 Listen |
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Follow Geezer Bill on Twitter! Get the latest pub updates and banter. Daily crisp reviews and football rants! 🍺 @GEEZERBILL1979 |
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| January 4, 2025 |
Chelsea 1 - 1 Crystal Palace
Palmer fired one in early, but Mateta had other ideas, nicking a late equalizer. Proper frustrating draw that was for the Blues! 🔊 Listen |
| January 1, 2025 |
New Year's Eve Bash at the Pub!
What a night it's been! The pub was packed to the rafters, everyone in high spirits and ready to see in the new year. We had a proper knees-up, with music, dancing, and more pints than you could shake a stick at. Topped it all off with a massive fireworks display at midnight - the whole neighborhood was lit up! Can't wait to see what 2025 has in store. |
| December 30, 2024 |
Chelsea 0 - 2 Ipswich Town
What a downer! Delap slammed in a pen, then Hutchinson sealed the deal for Ipswich while we missed a load of chances. Proper disappointing. 🔊 Listen |
| December 26, 2024 |
Chelsea 1 - 2 Fulham
Palmer's record-breaking goal got lost in the shuffle with two late ones from Fulham, dashing our unbeaten run. What a right kick in the teeth! 🔊 Listen |
| Telegram |
Join the Telegram Group! Be part of the proper British community. Get instant updates about pub events! 📱 https://t.me/+LffVg2wF_hVlZGU0 |
| December 25, 2024 |
Merry Christmas from the Geezer!
What a proper Christmas Day it's been! Woke up to a mountain of pressies, then headed down to the pub for a cracking roast and a few pints with the lads. Finished the day off with a classic Christmas movie and a plate of mince pies. Can't beat it, can you? |
Chelsea FC Updates
| Next Games | ||
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| Date | Opponent | Bills Expected Outcome |
| 20th January 2025 | Wolves | Win (2-0) |
| 25th January 2025 | Man City | Loss (1-3) |
| 3rd February 2025 | West Ham | Win (3-1) |
| 14th February 2025 | Brighton | Draw (1-1) |
| 22nd February 2025 | Aston Villa | Win (2-1) |
| 26th February 2025 | Southampton | Win (3-0) |
| 8th March 2025 | Leicester | Draw (2-2) |
| 15th March 2025 | Arsenal | Loss (0-2) |
| 2nd April 2025 | Spurs | Win (2-1) |
| 5th April 2025 | Brentford | Win (2-0) |